CVNDKN Retro Metal Tin Sign – “No Trespassing, We’re Tired of Hiding The Bodies” – Funny Halloween Wall Décor

Add some dark humor to your Halloween décor with this eye-catching CVNDKN Retro Metal Tin Sign. Made from durable tinplate, it features a humorous, vintage-style saying: “No Trespassing — We’re Tired of Hiding The Bodies.” Sized at approximately 7.8″ × 11.8″ (20cm × 30cm), this sign comes with four pre-drilled holes for easy hanging on walls, doors, gates, fences—or anywhere you want to spook your guests. Waterproof and non-glare, it works for both indoor and sheltered outdoor use. Great for Halloween parties, haunted decorations, or just making your space memorable and funny.

Features & Benefits

• Retro Vintage Chic – The design brings a classic metal sign look, perfect for Halloween, man caves, porches, or rustic décor style.

• High-Quality Material – Made of tin plate/metal for durability; weather and rust resistant when used in suitable locations.

• Pre-Drilled Holes – Four holes in the corners make mounting easy—no need to drill yourself.

• Waterproof & Non-Glare Finish – Clear print that resists glare, looks readable even in dim or filtered light.

• Perfect Size – Approx. 7.8″ × 11.8″, large enough to stand out but not too big to limit hanging options.

• Humorous Gift & Décor Piece – Great for Halloween, housewarming with a sense of humor, garden fences, or porch walls.